HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?SHE: I must have been given your share !
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: I think I could make you very happy SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?SHE: I've already seen it!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !
HE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before? SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.